I.T. Boo Boos

Another invitation through Text Messaging:

PR : Hello, Don’t forget our event today. We promise you it’s going to be a funfilled day. Wonderful people, wonderful prizes and wonderful entertainment. See you.

( How about the WONDERFUL products and services? )

During a product presentation:

Company: Yes we have a superb product and we are proud of our business subscription model. You get quality support if you subscribe to our services. The beauty of it is if you don’t pay, we automatically cut-off your services and your product will be useless. Beautiful isn’t it?

( Are you sure it’s Beauty and not the Beast? )

During a product launch:

Company : We are proud to say that our company is that first to offer such product.
Reporter : What happens if I accidently drop the product? Can it withstand the shock?
Company : Let me get back to you on that. I have to ask our HQ in (another country).
Reporter : OK. How about security? How secure is the product?
Company : That’s a good question. But I have to ask our HQ again on that.
Reporter : OK. How about the wear and tear of the product? Will quality suffer?
Company : Can you write down your questions so that I can refer it to HQ?

( Nevermind, I’ll just go to your HeadQuarters. )

Another product launch:

Company : I am proud to say that our new offering beats the competition. We are number 1 in all aspect. We are new in the market but the chart will show that our product is the best.
Reporter : Who made the study?
Company : Of course, our company did the study.

( No wonder you’re number 1. )

Another product launch:

Company : Our new product will enable companies to save a lot of money. They only pay for what they need and for what they’re going to use.
Reporter : So how much is the product?
Company : It’s a secret for now. No one knows the price except us.

( Really? So secretive. )